Sister Mary Catherine was born and raised in Tustin, California, where she was heavily influenced by Orange County’s extreme religious fundamentalism and xenophobia.  She grew up only miles away from the world headquarters of the Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN).  Both her parents worked a lot when she was a kid, so they parked her in front of the TV for some wholesome religious entertainment.  Whenever she was driven past TBN headquarters, she yearned to go in and to be a part of it.  Unfortunately for her, both her parents were Catholic, and she was therefore not welcome at the heavily protestant network (although they would never admit to such). 

So, she decided at the tender age of eight to become a nun.  Unfortunately for her, this was before the onset of puberty.  In her teen years she ended up becoming very beautiful, and all the boys yearned for her.  Dedicated to remaining chaste, she resisted, that is until age 15, when her English teacher molested her.  He currently resides at the California Institute for Men. 

Despite this horrible incident, she still joined the clergy, where she helped the poor (as long as they were white), and remained chaste.  That is, until age 23, when she began an affair with a priest.   She couldn’t get enough of it, and soon discovered that she was a nymphomaniac.  She then started affairs with several other priests, not always using protection.  This lead to her pregnancy, and later to her abortion.  She currently resides in Wells, Maine where she owns and operates Sister Mary Catherine’s Internet Cafe, Inc.